Sleepy Rupert
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I wish that these hot French boys would just jump on me already. I feel like a cougar, an actual cougar who cannot tell you anything, because of a big language barrier. Also I feel like a different species. Also you probably think my cousin is my boyfriend. But really, I am going insane. Guess I will have to try and get laid in America, where most everyone is less cute.
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Feeling like I need to step it up on the mood stabilizers. My body nor my bank account can take this mania much longer.
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I’ve got hickies on my hips.